AARON EISENBERG
A biography compiled by Austin Breslow
Aaron is Jewish. If you couldn’t figure that out, you are not very perceptive. He is also very lucky because his first name begins with two a’s so it appears first on this page. We should have done this alphabetically by last name instead. Whatever. Anyway. Aaron hails from the delicious state of New Jersey and he is currently studying theatre as a freshman at Northwestern University. He is also a member of the Titanic Players which is the school’s long-form improvisation team.
AUSTIN BRESLOW
A biography compiled by Aaron Eisenberg
Austin Breslow has been sleeping in a cesspool of his own envy upon realizing that he posted biographies on this page alphabetically by first name. A non-practicing Jew, Austin spends his time as far away from synagogue as possible. He has only cried one time, and it was while watching Akeelah and the Bee. Austin’s grandparents somehow know Aaron’s grandparents, although whether or not they met face to face is a matter of confusion. He is a Journalism major at Northwestern University and is actively involved with student theatre on campus.
CHASE ALTENBERN (Producer)
A biography reluctantly compiled by Aaron Eisenberg and Austin Breslow
Chase Altenbern refuses to participate in any future BuDui projects unless his biography is posted on the website. It’s coming soon.
